BRAIN TUMORS

we are putting out a six song 7″ in august with a split release through fashionable idiots and pass judgement records.

we have about six or seven more songs from the same session we’re still looking to put out.

come watch us look stupid and eat gas station food

tore

we have a new song up on our soundcloud. now you can talk about how you only like the demo.

we are planning a tour to the east coast for august. if you live in a real city, or you live in some shit city where everyone happens to be really cool, email us at teenageimpotents-AT-gmail.com

if this goes through, our beloved drummer, dan fuckhead johnson will be playing two fucking sets. who gives a fuck.

here is a picture of dan.

he is 25% mountain dew and the rest of him is wood and garbage.

we have a website now. i cant promise you anything other than this seems to be better than using myspace.

we will be recording soon with Matt Castore. he recorded our friends in Much Worse and some other shit. his band, Condominium, is a great band that you have probably already heard if you’ve heard us.

at some point, this website will have more information about the band but not enough for you to dismiss us as losers or posers. which we are.