we are planning a tour to the east coast for august. if you live in a real city, or you live in some shit city where everyone happens to be really cool, email us at teenageimpotents-AT-gmail.com
if this goes through, our beloved drummer, dan fuckhead johnson will be playing two fucking sets. who gives a fuck.
here is a picture of dan.
he is 25% mountain dew and the rest of him is wood and garbage.