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brain tumors will be in these cities in early 2012 1/12 – milwaukee at quarters 1/13 – cleveland at now thats class w/homostupids 1/14 – chicago with culo 1/15 – appleton with who knows bring food to throw

man, i’m a real fuckin’ bonehead. no excuse for why i havent updated this thing, but also no real excuse for why i do a shit job at work and dress like a dunce. but because people are asking me … Continue reading →

i stood in a fucking mcdonalds like you have to in every crummy small shithole town behind a man wearing a WORLD WAR II VETERAN hat. i pay special attention to the hats of veterans as in my real life … Continue reading →

i added lyrics after refusing for a long time

on the way to asheville, we stopped and some kid talked to us. he was wearing one of those flat brimmed hats with the shiny stickers on them, but he had bent the hat. funny because Pat had bought this … Continue reading →

we’re shooting down the highway into iowa. tour is over and i’ve been a shitty note-taker. or rather, a shitty rememberer. erer er er. errrrrrr. i’m listening to Megadeth’s Peace Sells and eating a bag of corn-nuts of undetermined origin. … Continue reading →

i lost my tour diary in asheville, so i’m going to have to piece things together with the help of several other people who most likely have a worse memory than i do. who would’ve thought it would be hard … Continue reading →

washington, d.c. we got into DC and the show was at this house, wasted dream. as soon as the door opened, amelia greeted Dan from Lotus Fucker/Dirty Wars – guess she knew him. another small world, but the world kind … Continue reading →